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Here is part two as promised. Enjoy Sonya Ash, you funky apes. I wish more women had the positive energy and sexuality of Sonya. Who is really the weirdo? The repressed or the promiscuous? I think it just depends on whose eyes you are viewing it through. Most freaks I meet are lovely people. And just about everyone is fucked up these days.
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Shelley Fox is as game as it gets when it comes to teasing with her intense curves. She is from Hungary and her body is completely unaltered. Doctors only wish they had this kind of talent. Shelley comes off as shy at first, but after spending time with her, I realize she is mostly very contemplative. A sultry energy like hers is usually accompanied with some mystery. Don't ask too many questions.
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Lola Arburg strikes me as a very happy and positive person. She seemed to understand the aim of my site quite well. Lola wants to be celebrated as a beautiful, sexual creature that has the potential to unlock the hardened hearts of men. If you are a man, you surely have felt the social pressure which demands that you be tough and strong and hide your vulnerabilities. This is bullshit. If you want to feel real strength, try this homework assignment. Tell another man, preferably not a family member, that you love him. Or if for whatever reason you feel tears welling up when you are around others, do not hold them back. Funny how these are things that truly require balls.
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I met the beautiful Ursula Hall in Oakland, California. Her innocent eyes and soft curves are addictive. Ursula has played competitive sports for most her life, primarily soccer and volleyball. Ursula's cleavage brought some excitement to several commuters on an otherwise typical Monday morning.
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Here's the last update of Kai Marley. She is an awesome model who has since retired to become a mommy. We had a lot of fun together since she is as crazy as yours truly. I met her when she worked for a weed-delivery service in Los Angeles. Can't wait until the rest of the world catches up. Good luck, Kai.
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I met Blair Williams at her home in San Diego. She has a spare room that she uses as a makeshift gym. I asked if I could document one of her actual workouts and she obliged. With a person like Blair, sex is always on the tip of the tongue. At any moment, lust can overtake her and certain things can happen. Hence, Blair showed me another of her favorite activities that involves a personal massage appliance. Here's to repressive upbringings and genuine sex freaks. GGG was robbed and shitty judging is bad for the fighters, the fans, and the entire sport.
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There are some works of art that really speak to me. But few pieces can compare to an incredible specimen of female beauty such as Zuzanna Miros. Zuzanna took me to this semi-lame exhibit near her place in Hollywood. She noticed that my interest waned. So after, she put on a much more intriguing show inside her studio apartment. I shall remain an avid collector of Zuzanna.
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Lana Lovelace greeted me at her door in her full-bodied, dinosaur pajamas. She asked me what she should put on for the shoot. Like Cobain said, Come as you are. Lana is a strange mix of deviancy, anxiety, and curiosity. She says that half her fans love her bush and the other half hate it. Well, even Jesus couldn't get everyone to like him. Hope your holidays are as stress-free as possible.
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Enjoy Hazel Moore. Enjoy life. She is as cowboy as they come. She is not a mother, but she is one bad mutha. Her and I broke all the rules, yet I still think we are decent people for some reason. Not all of us are made the same way. Happy Mother's Day! Give a big kiss to your mama from Zishy.
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Irene Quinn returns in her final Zishy update. Hey, no one wants to see Game of Thrones in its 20th season, right? All good things, should end. Unless you don't want them to stay good. Like Star Wars, does anyone really care what happens to those characters? Disney fucked up. They looked backwards instead of forwards. Don't even get me started on Spider-Man and the Marvel Shitverse. Make something new. It's harder, it's riskier, but in the end, it's more entertaining. Never stop creating. Evolve. BTW, sometimes, these notes are mostly directed towards myself.
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To whoever runs this web site. You are a horrible person. You take all these addictive photos of beautiful women and do not care about the repercussions. Soon after I was forced to work from home, I found Zishy and was immediately obsessed. I have created a mirror of the site on my hard drive. I have studied each model, each photo set, read every caption and comment. All other smut on the internet now has no effect on my nether regions. I am falling behind in my occupational duties. I sweat bullets, waiting in suspense for the next Zishy update. The F5 key on my laptop no longer works properly, jammed due to my incessant refreshing of the Zishy homepage throughout the day. I want my life back. Fuck you, Zach Venice. Zoey Luna is a petite kinkster from Australia.
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Anyone who ever tells you that life is beautiful or amazing or whatever is a liar. They are in a temporary state of euphoria. While I appreciate their attempts to be uplifting, let's face it, life is okay once you add everything up. And that is fine by me. I have been forced to accept illness, suffering, the destruction of the natural world, even the knowledge of my eventual demise. I just want to be able to keep taking pictures of women, like Florida Mishlove, in the shower. Is it really too much to ask? Thanks in advance.
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This was the first time I had ever visited the Domain. It is a splendid area in Austin that has been developed for upscale shopping, fine dining, and resort-style living. I have yet to witness homelessness there, but I'm sure it's coming soon. Before long, you will be able to step over used needles and an unwashed person while you are on your way to buy butter croissants at Whole Foods. More Vicky Chandler to come. Cheerio.
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Sylvia Belotti was one of the contestants in this year's quarantine challenge. I photographed her in Italy and she was beyond amazing on every level. This set almost got cut short as evident in the last few frames. But tomorrow you'll see how Sylvia and I responded.
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So after being busted and asked to leave the property by resort staff, Sylvia and I laughed it off and we found somewhere else to explore. No big deal. This woman is as bold as she is beautiful. More adventures in Northern Italy to come.
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Welcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don't waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with "Don't Vote" signage.
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Nicole Ross is a very posh Belarusian. She loves her skin tan and polished. She enjoys worldly travel and the feel of natural fur on her body. She admires men who wear carefully ironed pants and who comb their hair on a regular basis. Rules me out. I'm already married anyways and slowly devolving into my hero, Al Bundy. I still enjoyed photographing Nicole though. Back to inner peace mode. Ommmmmmm.
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You guys want the inside baseball? Photographing Emily Right in public, without makeup was not a great decision on my part. In my defense, I had no idea it was going to be such an issue. I always ask the women to check out the site and I go over what to expect. Nonetheless, she wasn't feeling it so we had to bail after only a few minutes. Trying to get a smile from her was like trying to get my 5-year-old to watch The Shining with me. Very tricky. Once we were out of anyone's view though, back at the car, Emily opened up and felt more at ease. I still find her very attractive and appreciate her efforts. Later, I will bring you more of her from the safety of indoors. Live and learn, except I'm not sure what I learned.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Fair warning, this update gets wild. If you are reserved, Savannah Small may not be your gal. When I arrived at her home, I was warmly greeted and welcomed inside. The famous Southern hospitality is real. Savannah had nothing on but this soft fuzzy robe. She offered me coffee, put on some music, and well, I had no choice but to document this beautiful, sexual woman. One thing led to another and all of the sudden I was witnessing Zishy boundaries being smooshed. There's one thing that certainly isn't small about Savannah, her libido. If you want to see the unadulterated video, email me and we'll work out something directly. I will make sure she gets a cut.
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Alevtina Batman is one of the women that I show to potential models before a shoot. Her willingness to interact with the camera is exemplary and instinctual. She brought me to her local health food store for a quick bite. Then, Alevtina showed me around her neighborhood in Moscow. Generally, when I visit this part of the world, I am enjoying the tranquility of a small town setting. But after a while, I start to crave the anonymity and give-zero-fux mentality of a crowded city. Alevtina concurs. A natural performer like her deserves a large audience.
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Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
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It may not be warm where you are, but Rune Kimele and Bernie Svikis should help you pull through this historic winter. The two adorable friends took me to a popular beach in the middle of the European summer. We had such an experience that I must do it justice by breaking it up into multiple parts. Stay toasty and stay tuned.
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A short but tasty update from a future hall-of-famer, Presley Callen. I hate knowing that some of you are addicted to these drugs. Take it from me, a lifelong junkie to this sort of thing, there is hope. Set limits to your screen time. Test your willpower and only violate yourself once a week. These visions are exhilarating, but they can not compare to an emotional connection with a real human being. Enjoy responsibly. Zishy cares.
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Another lengthy study of a beautiful Slavic woman, Ulyana Orsk. She wanted a sexier pair of undies, so it gave us reason to explore the shops of this quaint coastal town. After finding the yellow gems pictured here, we played the role of adventurous tourists. More from this day to come. Russia may not be a shining example of the democratic process, but I have enjoyed each of my visits so far. I really hope the next great war does not occur until after my time. There's so much Zishy to still be had in this complicated country. С новым годом!
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The time has come. This is the last of my adventures with Avri Gaines. She spent a week with me and yet we were essentially strangers. Avri traveled to Los Angeles from Florida and assumed that the creator of a smutty site would be a pleasant host. Dumb? Some would say so, but those that would, I wager, will experience a safer and more typical existence than Avri's. A person that throws caution to the wind, whose actions cannot always be explained, that does not apologize for their sexuality, that makes their own rules in this life is probably a person that would enjoy paging through Terryworld. And is probably someone I would enjoy hanging out with.
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Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a willingness to goof off and tease the camera is music to my eyes. More to come.
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Some of you are right. I probably shouldn't talk politics or anything else outside the realm of photography and beautiful women in my notes. But then again, I do not aspire to be a great businessman. I created this site to fill a personal void in adult entertainment. I may go off-topic, but at least I am saying something. At least I am TRYING not to phone it home all the time like the other a-holes. Even the best porn I have watched has left me feeling indifferent, and often disgusted, after its brief flashes of excitement. So as long as there is enough of you out there appreciating my misguided efforts, I will keep recharging my batteries and uncovering the next Lola Arburg. Like a mattress peddler in my hometown used to say, Thank you very much y muchas gracias.
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Bella Rose appeared recently in a Riff Raff Instagram post, as if she wasn't cool enough. She is a fun girl, quite beautiful, quite brave, perfect for a Zishy field trip to Century City mall. I have been batting around the idea of starting a podcast. You will get to hear more of my rants and raves if you so desire. I can describe what I hate about the things I love. I can grow my comedy chops, for my future career as a stand-up comic. I can read you completely fake horoscopes. I can also field your questions. Msg me infozishy.com.
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It is a complicated task to walk the fine line between artist and pervert. It becomes easier when I work with a living masterpiece like Christine Ash. We took these in a former grow house that she was renting near Los Angeles. I realized a long time ago that most of the adult industry is disconnected from what intrigues a person like me. I want some reality with my fantasy and there are certain things that can simply not be faked. I like to see when people go into the field and bring back some evidence of a real experience.
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Sofia Orlova is the type of woman that could drive this type of man crazy. Luckily, I lost it long ago. My mind has grown used to navigating these waters in a perpetual state of chaos. Sofia doesn't have to try to inspire men like me. She only has to exist. But this incredible woman did do something. She mustered the courage to have her beauty documented in this way. Bol'shoye spasibo.
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When life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.
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I photographed Hannah Tarley right after my exile from Los Angeles. She is from Central Texas and was friends with someone that I had shot two months prior. Hannah warned me that she was rather shy and had never modeled before. I explained that I am not interested in photographing professional models, I want to photograph real women. If they happen to have some professional modeling experience, that is only a coincidence.
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Let's send our thanks to Max in Ukraine for finding and photographing Valya here. No idea how he still manages to operate in a war-torn country, but I guess the show must go on. God bless the people caught up in messes created by the rich and powerful. Stay alive.
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Maybe it is a European thing, but at some restaurants and cafes, they will have blankets on hand to help their clientele stay warm. I dont even think they do that here at the Olive Garden. I was impressed. Victoria Minina also impressed me so much in this outfit, I took a boat load of photos in it at various locations. I decided to break it up the set into two parts and the second half will come tomorrow along with a bonus video. Pinky promise. Have a nice Saturday evening. Stay hip.
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Welcome Sammy Loble to Zishy. She is from Texas and has a tall, captivating figure. You probably wouldn't notice it in person though since it is nearly impossible to pull attention away from her eyes. Fortunately, I am a trained professional who will not be deterred by a gorgeous face. None of Sammy's features were overlooked in this update. But if you think they were, tell me, and I will make sure to tend to those areas more in our next encounter. Stay inspired.
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If you want to witness the decline of the American Empire first-hand, go visit a shopping mall or a retail box store today. These places are not long for this world. The veneer of consumerist bliss is now showing major cracks. As a celebrationcommemoration, Lila Love tried baring her crack for us at a local Target. This girl is adorable and her fake name suits her perfectly. She constantly looks like she's falling in love.
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Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn't help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
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Annie Duque is so irresistible that you could walk into the woods for a few minutes with her, snap a few photos, and sell them for enough money to pay this month's rent. That is what Andy in Colombia did. Annie is even photogenic on a misfire where Annie closes her eyes while the camera's trigger is pushed. That is some powerful beauty.
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Women everywhere have problems putting on fancy nylon stockings without ripping them. It is a universal dilemma. If you are a US citizen and have never utilized your passport, you are doing yourself a disservice. You could be missing out on lessons like the aforementioned. You could be meeting people like Regan Budimir, who live in Kiev, and who are curious about the American perspective. You could be getting comfortable with being uncomfortable. Best of all, you could be forgetting to check your phone every two minutes because you have more exciting shit going on.
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Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
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Karissa Kane is one tough looking female. She whipped out this strappy outfit and she showed off her impressive physique. Karissa says she was not always built like this, but to never underestimate the effectiveness of hard work. She definitely is no slouch. Remember, you will get more done if you start now.
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Sloan Kendricks told me she was into being handcuffed and also getting messy with food. So we worked through some ideas on a warm afternoon in West Los Angeles. Sloan's playful, easygoing attitude is not exactly what I expect from a woman has the genetics of a high-end runway model. I am going to make sure to bring her back. Ringside's Struggle is the song in the bonus video.
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We return to Italy and Vincenza Boscone shot by our friend, Mitia. Apparently, Vincenza and he have a longstanding friendship, so there is probably little hesitation when Mitia asks her to strip down in the trunk of his Volvo wagon. Judging by the graffiti, it appears that there are also Italian hooligans who dream of fornication with the authorities.
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Up until recently, Noelle Monique was a thin girl with subdued curves. But now she seems eager to appreciate her blooming womanly figure. No, this is not the work of a doctor. This is the result of a healthy diet, good genetics, and a benevolent God. Praise Himeros! Lighten Up by the Beastie Boys is the track in the bonus video.
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'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
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Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
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When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
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I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
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She is a really nice person and I am a very lucky photographer. Aurora Morgenrote is daring and beautiful. I will have a hard time topping this trip to Italy. I hope Europe bounces back stronger than ever after the pandemic. Stay hopeful, friends.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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Although I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Alissa Foxy is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain't going nowhere.
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"The magic of Zishy is that you can see how it looks to take out an adorable young lady in Argentina without ever leaving your studio apartment or parents' basement. At some point though, I want you to get your shit together and make it happen though for reals. Do it for all of us who are now spoken for, like me. Those of us for whom it has become essential to clear our browser history. Pathetic. Have a great weekend."
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If your Twitter feed looks anything like mine, you will know exactly who contestant 12 is when you subscribe and see her unmasked. She is stuck somewhere in L.A. Funny how I never miss being in that city when something like COVID-19 goes down. She used the front camera on her iPhone 11 Pro Max Super Ultra XXXL.
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You probably need a little backstory to these. They are almost 10 years old. I shot Julia Juliano when I was vaguely conceptualizing what would become Zishy. I enjoyed taking portraits of people and seeing them play up to the camera. And I also enjoyed photographing attractive women. So I started blending the two. Julia answered an ad for an edgy underwear photoshoot and she invited me over to her house in the Valley. We started shooting and her energy began compelling Julia to do more and more provocative things. She was throwing out her own ideas, ripping off clothing. I was intrigued by how enticing a woman could be as long as the results contained an element of tease and creativity. She was also honest about the human addiction to sex. These days, it gets harder to find people like Julia. A lot of other shit has changed since 2011, but mostly I just use dark theme now on my phone. Keep wild alive.
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Hair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.
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Happy Fourth. Dita Vetone is super picky about the food she eats, but she humored me and tasted a chunk of fried alligator tail from my plate. To me, the gator was fantastic. But what the hell do I know? I was sitting there, half love-drunk with the exceptional creature across the table. She might not show it all, but she will still floor your jaw. Stay tuned for part two.
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Gigi pieced together this sexy hipster outfit like a wizard and we decided to tease around the Los Angeles City College. It was a warm day so there was plenty of motivation to grab a cold snack. Gigi chose blueberry ice cream at Scoops in Hollywood. She seemed to get a thrill from the sweets, the heat, and playing the role of a naughty student. I only had one final request before we left. Let me see those beautiful stems in a pair of high heels. Check please.
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Part two of my indoor adventures with Slava Konevs. She says she works out 'a little bit'. Whatever you say, my friend. Those abs are fire. Stay jelly.
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Paula Swenson is back and this time we took our show to the streets of Santa Monica. Paula was starving so we grabbed a couple of pies at 800 Degrees. Then I wanted to validate my claim that Brookstone sells vibrators. Paula did not believe me. Oh wait, that's a targeted personal massage device. My bad. My mind is always in the gutter. Judging by the couple spotted towards the end of this gallery, we were not the only ones up to mischief.
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Let us visit Colombia again with Lejandra Baez and contributor, Juan Pablo Florin. I like the hip vibes from their images. These two must smoke dope and hang out at coffee shops. They probably sit there and complain about the system. It is time for a revolution, maann. Just kidding, I bet they have real struggles compared to my privileged ass.
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Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
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Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
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One of the most important lessons that my mentor imparted to me was never to assume that anyone I meet is actually who they say they are. We'll slide down the surface of things. Sometimes, I even convince myself that my own bullshit is real. I eat healthy, I am a mature person, I make smart decisions--all things that I believe as I stuff my face with greasy nachos and photograph a woman flashing me her breasts at a crowded restaurant in Arizona. Oh, well. At least my lifestyle has afforded an opportunity to meet hundreds of wild, attractive individuals like Rebel Tee. And at least I am let in on some of their secrets.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
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"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
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Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
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Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
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This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow's ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.
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"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
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